Cat Wine: Fancy Drinks for the Finest Felines (and Their Humans)

Cat wine is the latest trend in pampering our pets, and it’s taken the pet industry by storm. Yes, you heard that right. The next time you indulge in some pinot grigio, your kitty can sip along with you. But what is cat wine? And is it really safe for cats? 

Today, we answer these questions and more as we explore the new cat wine craze. So grab a glass of your favorite vino and keep reading. You’ll be planning your cat wine party in no time.

What Is Cat Wine?

Cat wine, contrary to what you might think, doesn’t involve fermented grapes from an old vineyard somewhere. Instead, it’s a specially crafted concoction designed to give your cat a taste of the high life. These beverages often include catnip and other feline-friendly flavors, creating an experience your cat will love. With creative names like “Pinot Meow” and “MosCATo” packaged in cute little bottles, they just might be the perfect addition to a girls’ night in. 

What Are the Ingredients in Cat Wine?

While the exact ingredients can vary between brands, most cat wines feature a blend of water, catnip, fish oil, and other cat-friendly flavors. For example, one of the most popular cat wine brands, Pet Wine Shop, creates its cat wines with “filtered mountain water, organic USA grown and small batch brewed catnip extract, 100% Alaskan fish oil, natural human grade beet red color and potassium sorbate (a non-toxic preservative).” 

As you can see, the kitty vino is made with all-natural ingredients and there’s no alcohol involved, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience for your four-legged friend. After all, we’re here to pamper, not to intoxicate.

Is Cat Wine Safe for Cats?

Yes, cat wine is generally safe for cats when consumed in moderation. The absence of alcohol ensures that your feline friend won’t experience the same tipsy feeling that humans do. However, it’s crucial to check the ingredients list for any potential allergens or substances that might not agree with your cat’s delicate palate.

Remember, alcoholic beverages are extremely toxic to cats. Even just a teaspoon can cause alcohol poisoning in their little bodies, so it’s best to stick with the cat-friendly vinos and not the real thing. 

What Does Catnip Do to Cats?

Catnip is that magical herb that turns even the most composed feline into a frolicking ball of fur. And while most of us have watched the hilarious antics of a cat high on catnip, the science behind its euphoria-inducing effects remains a mystery for many. 

Also known as Nepeta cataria, cat nip is an herb in the mint family. The high it gives cats is purely because of its smell. Cats have an extra scent gland in the roof of their mouth called the vomeronasal gland, which allows scents to travel directly to their brain. When a cat smells an oil called nepetalactone, which is located in the cat nip leaves, the scent travels to their brain and causes behavioral changes similar to a cat in heat. 

Kitties high on cat nip will usually display more affection and playfulness; and even become extremely relaxed. However, it can cause increased aggression in some cats. Moreover, not every cat experiences these behavioral changes from cat nip. It’s estimated that 40% of cats will feel nothing at all.  

Are you curious about your cat’s origins? Read all about the oldest cat breeds here. You could have an ancient feline on your hands.

What’s the Best Wine for Your Fancy Feline?

The most popular cat wine brand comes from Pet Wine Shop. They’re credited with creating hilarious names such as White Kittendel, Catbernet, Purrsecco, Meowmosa, and more. They also have all-natural ingredients such as Alaskan fish oil and beetroot for color, making it a delicious delicacy you can feel good about giving to your furbaby. 

Pet Wine Shop also makes dog wine as well, with names like CharDOGnay and ZinfanTail. The only difference is that there’s no catnip in these wines – only “filtered mountain water, 100% Alaskan fish oil, glucosamine HCL, natural human grade beet red or yellow color and potassium sorbate (a non-toxic preservative).” So while your pup won’t get tipsy off this vino, they may develop a smoother coat and less joint pain! If only human wine could do that, too.

Suggested reading: Are you looking for other ways to spice up your dog’s life? Learn all about dog-friendly spices here.

Can Humans Drink Catnip Wine?

While cat wine is formulated to suit feline taste buds, there’s no harm in humans taking a sip – just don’t expect it to rival your favorite Bordeaux. The flavors are tailored to our feline friends, and the absence of alcohol might leave you longing for the real deal. Nevertheless, sharing a moment with your cat over a glass of cat wine can be a delightful bonding experience. You just may want to drink human wine instead. 

5 Cat-Themed Wines for Humans To Enjoy

What kind of wine should you drink with your cat? We’re glad you asked! Here are some of our favorite cat-themed picks. 

#1 Cats Pee on a Gooseberry Bush 

Cats Pee on a Gooseberry Bush is a cheeky name for a wine that’s anything but ordinary. With hints of gooseberry and a playful aroma, this Sauvignon Blanc captures the essence of feline mischief in a bottle.

#2 Moselland Cat Riesling

If you’ve been on the lookout for a cat-shaped wine bottle, look no further. This cat-themed Riesling combines the best of both worlds – a crisp, refreshing taste and a stylish bottle that adds a touch of whimsy to your wine collection.

#3 Chat Fou

Translating to “Crazy Cat,” this French red blend is as exciting as its name suggests. Let your taste buds dance to the rhythm of this wild feline-inspired concoction.

#4 Carlson Vineyards Laughing Cat

Laughter is the best medicine, and so is wine. This Laughing Cat blend promises a combination of flavors that will leave you and your cat in stitches of delight.

Speaking of cat-related hilarity — does your cat bear a striking resemblance to Jim Gaffigan? Click here to read all about cats that look like the hilarious comedian.

#5 GatoNegro

From the depths of Chilean vineyards comes GatoNegro, a vino with a sleek black cat gracing the label. Just like the kitties in our lives, it’s the epitome of elegance and sophistication for cat lovers everywhere. 

Time to Unwind and Sip Some Wine 

As the sun sets, and you and your feline companion settle in for some quality time, why not make it even more special with a glass of cat wine? Whether you’re treating your cat to a taste of the high life or enjoying a human-friendly cat-themed wine, it’s sure to elevate the mood and make you feel fancy AF. So, uncork that bottle, pour a glass, and let the purr-fect evening begin. 

Would you buy your kitty cat wine? Let us know in the comments below!